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So my wife hit upon a great idea. We both shower regularly… Why not take the baby into the shower with Totally Bitchin shirt. Nanny Google says it’s fine as long as we’re careful. Bish bash bosh, job’s a good’un. A few days later my wife has had a couple of successful showers with baby, and we’re feeling “we got this” – so, this morning it’s time for a Daddy and Baby shower.
The first fuck up, albeit a relatively minor one, and a mere amuse bouche for the main event happened fairly quickly. I forgot to take him. Sleep deprivation and not the greatest memory to start with makes for a poor combination. However, mid-shave, my wife turns up and presents me with a little naked baby. And so, it’s time. gently, I take my son off my wife, turn the shower down a bit to baby safe temperature, and gently bring him under the water with me. And it’s lovely. My son is super chill, looking like (although I’m not sure he’s mentally able yet) he’s enjoying the sensation.