orchidtee -Shut up you soft bastard shirt

Halloween is an ancient holiday, and like most other holidays the Christians have to somehow get involved. For your own good   , of course! “Hallow” is similar to holy, and “ween” is similar to eve, so of course the Twice Born somehow feel compelled to save us from ourselves having a good time. How dare we taint this Holy Eve with something that might be frivolous or fun? If Christians have ordained themselves to be miserable, then by Jesus, everyone else must feel miserable about any accidental enjoyment of life.

Shut up you soft bastard shirt


Shut up you soft bastard shirt(Shut up you soft bastard shirt)Even when I was a little kid, Halloween and Trick or Treating was generally frowned upon, in spite of its relative harmlessness. In order to try and keep   from becoming too sugar-crazed and destructive, the Goblin Giveaway was instituted. This was a lame live TV show that featured drawings of kids names to receive a prize. The hitch was that you had to be at home and call the TV station to claim your prize (some worthless trinket). Remember, no cell phones back then.

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  • Ribbed and double stitched collar
  • Machine-wash safe

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  • Unisex
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  • Material Type: 35% Cotton – 65% Polyester
  • Soft material feels great on your skin and very light
Ash is 99/1 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
Alternate Heather CVC/Blend colors are 52/48 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
Heather Prism colors are 99/1 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/ polyester (Unique coloring, grey flecks of heather pulled through the base color)
Side seams, retail fit

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