Basically I’m ugly as fuck, and skinny to boot. I always try to joke and say I’ve got a Let that shit go yoda yoga shirt made for sitting on in a dark room. Had some matches but they were either fakes or the conversation went nowhere. POF should stand for plenty of fakes because that’s all that is. Pretty much just given up & resigned myself to being alone. My parents marriage was an unhappy union that should’ve ended before I was born but instead dragged on for 27 years, with my dad the all domineering ruler of the household. Compromise wasn’t in his vocabulary, it was his way or being knocked around for me. I had more back hands than a tennis player during my childhood. Stuck to just verbal abuse with my mum, or so I thought.
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A few times when I was a kid, around 5/6 years old my dad used to pin me underneath a Let that shit go yoda yoga shirt , to the point I’d be screaming and almost passing out due to not being able to breath. Once grounded me when I was 8 for a month, took the lights & TV out of my room because according to him I’d been reading with the light one school night when I should’ve been asleep. I wasn’t, I’d just had the misfortune to get up for a piss at the same time he was coming upstairs. Protested my innocence so that just made him madder. Accused me of lying too him, knocked me around the house & doled out that punishment. I got to spend bonfire night 1998 sat in my window in my dark room, watching as my friends & their parents attended the bonfire at the pub over the road & got to enjoy the fireworks, making happy memories.
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